News Flash...


CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may
be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.
In a random check for banned substances,
3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room.
The 3 substances banned by the French,
that were found in his hotel room were as follows:
(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap
The French officials also found several other
items which they had never seen before including
a testicle and a backbone...