Got the funniest birthday card

Cover shows two chicks talking. First chick says "Where's your birthday party at?" Second chick says "Don't end a sentence with a preposition." First chick follows up with "Where's your birthday party at, bitch?"

Mark got the shittiest one from my grandma. She's a little off her rocker these days. The card has a pheasant or something like it on the front and says " Mark, wouldn't this taste great all cleaned and cooked - just for your birthday dinner" WTF???

For those of you coming Saturday, can't wait to see you. For the rest, sorry you couldn't make it.